+ Prologue;

How to be annoying on a long airplane ride:

--Every 30 seconds, kick the seat in front of you.
--Play "Do Your Ears Hang Low" loudly on your iPod.
--Sing along.
--Sing along while using the seat in front of you as a bongo drum.
--Every few minutes, loudly say something like "Did you hear that weird noise the engine made?"
--Walk up and down the aisle poking people and making odd noises.
--Then when you?e told to sit back down, say "You cant make me!" and point and laugh until you have to be dragged back to your seat by 5 or more people.
--Blow your nose loudly every 20 seconds.
--After every few nose blows, say "Ohhhh it looks like my brain came out!"
--Offer to show the tissue to people around you.
--Talk to your hand and pretend there is a miniature walkie-talkie hidden in it.
--Tell people stories of plane crashes you heard about.
--Shut the window for the person in front of you.
--When the person opens the window again, close it again. Repeat.
--Ask people over and over if they dare you to climb out your window onto the planes wing.
--Shout "Oh no were falling!" at random times during the flight.
--Make horrible barfing noises, with occasional screams of pain.
--Loudly let people know that your barf bag is full and it?l be trouble if you have to barf again.
--Stare at the people in the seat behind you.
--Every few minutes tap the shoulder of the person in front of you and ask for random items such as a crayon, a sock, etc.
--Tape your socks to the ceiling.
--Update people on the time every minute.
--Sprinkle food crumbs on people? heads.
--Tell people that you just saw part of the wing fall off.
--Ask people if they just saw the pilot jumping out of the plane with a parachute.