+ Mauritian vs Englishman ;

A Mauritian is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread,
Butter & jam when an English man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The
Mauritian ignores the Englishman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation:

Englishman: "You Mauritian folks eat the whole bread??"

Mauritian (in a bad mood): " Of course."

Englishman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In England, we only
Eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container recycle it,
Transform them into croissants and sell them to Mauritius."

The Englishman has a smirk on his face.

The Mauritian listens in silence.

The Englishman persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??"

Mauritian: "Of Course."

Englishman :(cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling), "We don't.
In England we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels,
Seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and
Sell the jam to Mauritius."

The Mauritian then asks: "Do you have sex in England?"

Englishman: "Why of course we do", the Englishman says with a big smirk.

Mauritian: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Englishman: "We throw them away, of course."

Mauritian: "We don't. In Mauritius, we put them in a container, recycle them, and melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to England."


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