+ You Know You're Thai When;

Lame people make jokes about paying you for sex

No matter what you eat, it's not greasy or spicy enough.

You don't care if you are superior to all other Asians or not, because being Thai is just cool in itself.

Your last name has a minimum of 15 letters.

Every time you say you're from Thailand, men's eyes light up and they say, "Ahh?Bangkok, the city of legalized prostitution."

You own or you worked in a Thai restaurant.  

You're proud to be Thai - and you pass these jokes on to all your Thai friends