+why its great to be a woman;

1.We got off the Titanic first.

2.Girls can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

3.Men die earlier,so we get to cash in on the life insurance policies.

4.We can cry and get out of speeding tickets.

5.We dont look like a frog in a blender when we dance.

6.Free drinks,Free dinners,Free movies....you et the point.

7.We can congratulate a teammate without ever touching her butt.

8.If we forget to shave,no one has to know.

9.If we have a zit,we know how to conceal it.

10.If we marry someone 20 years younger,we're aware that we look like an idiot.

11.There are times when chocolate can really solve our problems.

12.We know which glass is ours by the lipstick mark.

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