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Guys make lots of friends when they are young, but gals make more when they are over30
about 25% of guys will fall in love at first date, while only 15% of girls will fall in love after their fourth date
Girls make decisions faster than Guys
Guys are afraid of their companion to die of murder, while girls are afraid their other half will die of old age or in an accident
Guys like working at a fast pace, with breaks in between, while girls like even paced work, no hurry
The amount of rumour a person spreads is the same for both gender, as studies have shown
Girls are 25% more likely to fight back than guys
2/3 or 4/5 of alcoholics are male, out of ten husbands, only one will tolerate living with an acoholic wife, out of 10 wives, 9 will tolerate living with an alcoholic husband
More criminals are unmarried men , more criminals are married women
According to a survey, the number of husbands who are happy is double the number of bachelor men. While the opposite is true for females, regardless of children
Most babies aborted are male
About Dreaming, most guys dream of strangers in a foreign place which often involve violence,most women dream of friends or family, usually out in the open in a friendly atmosphere
Both females and males like to hide their feelings
Females will take out their keys once in close proximity to their home, males will take out their key way before they reach their home.
Women like to strike a match away from themselves, men like to strike the match toward themselves. In germany, a shop hangs a full length mirror, over 8 hours, 1620 females passed the mirror, only a third stopped to briefly look at themselves. There were 600 men who passed by the mirror, each of them stopped for a long time to look at their reflections and also to see if anyone else was watching them.

Men and Women Compared

Nicknames:
If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose. But if Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out for a pint, they will affectionately refer to each other as FatBoy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless.

Eating Out:
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

Money:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

Bathrooms:
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

Arguments:
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

CatsWomen love cats(OMG THIS ONE CRACKED ME UP HAHA):
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

Future:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Success:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Marriage:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

Dressing:
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings, funerals.

Looks:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

Offspring:
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

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